Work like you don't need the money.Love like you've never been hurt.Dance like no-one's watching.Sing like no-one's listening.Live like there's no tomorrow.

Sunday, 4 July 2010

Largely about me


10 stone 2 is just a dream to me,

how I long for how I used to be,

Oh damn my own stupidity!

I am twice the girl I used to be,
cakes and chocs kept calling out to me

and now I’ve become quite cuddly!

Why did
they invent Reeses Peanut butter treats?
If I d steered away I be able to see my feet,
oh deary!

Yesterday, mega stretch marks had not come to play,

Now it looks as though they're here to stay,

Oh, I wish it was yesterday.

Suddenly, the scales whizz round to 15,3,

There's a shadow hanging over me,

Oh someone hide my enormity?

Why I
Had to have a second helping at dinner today?
Now I
Have thighs like trees and I long for yesterday

Love affair between my food and me,

treats me better than any man I see,

and never lies or cheats on me…


Love was such an easy game to play,

Now I need a place to hide away,

Oh, I believe in yesterday.


(apologies to Paul McCartney)

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