10 stone 2 is just a dream to me,
how I long for how I used to be,
Oh damn my own stupidity!
I am twice the girl I used to be,
cakes and chocs kept calling out to me
and now I’ve become quite cuddly!
they invent Reeses Peanut butter treats?
If I d steered away I be able to see my feet,
Yesterday, mega stretch marks had not come to play,
Now it looks as though they're here to stay,
Oh, I wish it was yesterday.
Suddenly, the scales whizz round to 15,3,
There's a shadow hanging over me,
Oh someone hide my enormity?
Had to have a second helping at dinner today?
Have thighs like trees and I long for yesterday
Love affair between my food and me,
treats me better than any man I see,
and never lies or cheats on me…
Love was such an easy game to play,
Now I need a place to hide away,
Oh, I believe in yesterday.
(apologies to Paul McCartney)