Bard Karma
Shall I compare Life to a Summer’s day?
No, it’s less lovely and more desperate?
Large bills do come a week before Pay Day
to be filed under “SH*T!!!!” until that date.
I wonder upon whom the eye of heaven shines?
When happiness lies so thin or semi- skimmed
And Half Term grates with fractious children’s whines
that they’re bored, and fighting tear each other limb from limb.
Behold, Mother's sense of humour starts to fade
when at that point, the electrics choose to bloweth
The cause? Rats chewing, in spite of traps we laid, through appliance cables; how many no one knoweth?
So long the holiday stretches ahead of me
My only solace now from cups of tea!
Shall I compare Life to a Summer’s day?
No, it’s less lovely and more desperate?
Large bills do come a week before Pay Day
to be filed under “SH*T!!!!” until that date.
I wonder upon whom the eye of heaven shines?
When happiness lies so thin or semi- skimmed
And Half Term grates with fractious children’s whines
that they’re bored, and fighting tear each other limb from limb.
Behold, Mother's sense of humour starts to fade
when at that point, the electrics choose to bloweth
The cause? Rats chewing, in spite of traps we laid, through appliance cables; how many no one knoweth?
So long the holiday stretches ahead of me
My only solace now from cups of tea!
You STILL got rats????? I would be asking Rentokill for my money back!!!
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