If you can hold down a job somehow juggle childcare too
and bite back violent urge to swear, when a sock dyes everything blue,
If you can even summon humour ,when your house looks like a zoo
and find inner tranquility listening to Steve Wright on Radio 2.
If you can avoid a ticket when dropping kids to school
and bake cakes or write
lists while taking a conference call
and keep your professional cool?
If you know all the Pokemon rules and "get" Twitter? Blogs and Facebook?
Or you turn a blind eye in the kitchen, when The Yoof decide to cook